Zombies & Cupcakes
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A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of
Main Recipe.•1/2 cup salty tears.•2 ounces walking cadavers.•2 large antagonists, at room temperature.•3/4 cup sarcastic humor.•2 teaspoons vanilla love interest.•1/2 cup sour ex, room temperature.•1/2 cup unsweetened child-like innocence.•3/4 cup all-purpose heavy artillery.•1/2 teaspoon of blood 'n' guts.•1 teaspoon of explosions.•1/4 teaspoon of running for your life.•1 cup of betrayal.
Mix well and bake at 150° for 20 chapters. This recipe makes 12-14 survivors, so prepare one helicopter for rescue (or maybe two) with medical supplies and an assortment of cupcakes. [mehr]
Stichwörter: zombies, horror, sarcasm, humor, humour, comedy, survival, cupcakes, dead, undead, witty, whatever, Whats the point of these anyway, #READIFYOUDARE, #no pants, blood, death, apocalypse, adventure, drama [mehr]