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BOATING SCHOOL WELP

book about nothing but puns & jokes

Humor
Englisch
253 Wörter
Ab 12 Jahren
131
1

lol, idk :L [mehr]

Stichwörter: puns and jokes

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Mythic ., Captain Private The Ark

Ian's Puns

Belletristik
Englisch
23964 Wörter
Ab 14 Jahren
182
0

The Ark is home to exactly 489,564,670 people. It was placed originally created for the smart, rich, and famous, but when the American people found out about it in 2056 the Ark had no choice. Especially with the Great War going on while this was happening. Now 235 years later the three factions that were in the great war are no longer the super powers they once were. The Republic no one has heard from in over ten years while the Ark was barely making it, but the Federation was growing. And when the President of the Ark has his daughter kidnapped by what the Ark people know as the Republic they panic and send soldiers into overdrive in training. Now with the President's daughter, missing Fireteams Mississipi and Texas are sent to go and find her. But is there something bigger going on with these three factions. The Ark, The Republic, and The Federation. Find out in the Ark. (New Story) [mehr]

Stichwörter: The Ark, Romance, Si-Fi, Future, Nuclear, Wasteland, Robots, Love, On Going, Mythic, War, Federatio, Republic, Ark

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Amber Panda Beary Much, (On Wattpad)

Liebe
Englisch
43 Wörter
Ab 12 Jahren
216
2

"Beary much so," I sang out as I hit the machine's buttons vigorously until I kicked his arse with my majestic skills. Not literally speaking since it was only luck, but he didn't have to know that. "Not berry funny," Dimitri pouted as he turned to face me. "If Dimi actually Dimitry, he would Dimi-get it." I blurted like an idiot. I wanted to facepalm my face. No, I wanted to facepalm the woman who gave birth to such an idiot. Mara Starr isn't social; she would probably drop dead the day a boy even looked at her with the 'eyes'(the I-love-you eyes). She's the loner you would find hovering over any kind of electrical device or book in a corner of any room. She can't take big crowds because they freak her out and she fears lighting storms. Puns and insults are the things that mostly come out of her mouth. Mara Starr moves back to Chicago, IL. First night back and she already found trouble. Dimitri Estacio. One encounter from Dimitri has Mara's world spinning. [mehr]

Stichwörter: anime, mlp, gamer, emo, wattpad, teen, non-fiction, kawaii, new, puns, teen fiction, highschool, weird, love, popular, comedy, insults